paprika:

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

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lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

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have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

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hesitence:

i didnt lose my virginity, i know exactly who has it

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xalm:

I wonder if artists get jealous when other artists cover their songs and sing it better than they originally did

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thinsquids:

*loses 5 lbs* I don’t see a difference

*gaines 0.003 lbs* Why did I let myself go

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me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot

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deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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